• I’m a creative consultant for tech companies, ad agencies, and small businesses.

    With ten years of experience as a creative leader at some of the best creative companies in Europe and the U.S., I’ve learned how to navigate the future unknown with a baby’s curiosity and my developing middle-aged callous that keeps hidden under thick skin that I know nothing at all.

    I’ve worked at Wieden and Kennedy Portland. Droga5 NY-LDN, and BBDO NY, 180 AMS, BBH LDN, BBC LDN, VML, Google, Amazon.

    Skills:

    A proven expert in the commercial production of tv ads, radio ads, digitally undefinable ads, tonally questionable ads, billboards, posters, and niche and mainstream comedy writing.

    A working knowledge of human beings at parties standing up holding cheese.

ocean /ˈəʊʃn/: a very large body of water where toxic levels of advertising cannot exist as it does on land. Some human beings find these bodies of water relaxing to be around or in, because there is no advertising that they did not ask to see.

Below, you will find some samples of advertising I created on land, with the ambition to avoid high levels of advertising toxicity.

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